Tiny Hand Currently Surviving

deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics


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toecruise:

do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just

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-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings


heatmor:

im just annoyed and ugly all the time


falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword


selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”


feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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  • bird:chirps
  • me:wtf what tab is that coming from